As of today, I will be attending my fifth wedding of the year. None of you are allowed to get married under the age of 25 as I am sick of giving my speech of disapproval. I say there shall be no more marriage! Even Hamlet agrees that this practice is over practiced and causing serious gaps in Katie's calendar and wallet.
If any of you get married or engaged in the next two years, I will hunt you down and beat you about the head until you regain your senses.
Thank you, this has been a public service announcement by those for the prevention of teenage pregnancy, early divorce, and general idiocy.
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i'm inclined to agree to a degree.... sooooo many people are getting married sooooo young D:
i mean, i;m all for love and all.... it just seems so... young
But what if I find a nice woman to settle down with while I am in Boston? You know, if anyone decides to, they can just not tell you until the make 5 years.
tell you what, duck. just no more surprises. the last wedding i was invited to, she was only dating the guy for a month or so and i was invited to the wedding via text message by her sister. you find someone, i expect a phone call preferably at least a few days before the wedding
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